Any poor son of a bitch who performs a vital role, yet is confined to a basement office, which may have been a storage closet originally.
Also, a mixed drink:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz absinthe
1 clean, unstuffed green olive
Pour absinthe over olive in a chilled cocktail glass. Shake vodka and vermouth together with ice, pour slowly (over a spoon, if possible) into glass with absinthe to mingle, not mix ingredients. Serve with an insult.
My iPhone doesn't sync with my blackberry. Get one of the dungeon trolls to look into it before I get back from the back nine.