As the rules for Dungeons & Dragons are vast and complex, it's the job of the Dungeon Master to facilitate gameplay and to determine the outcome of contested events by deciding how to interpret a given rule or dice roll.
It's also the job of a Dungeon Master to provide the setting for the players' fictional characters, create goals for the characters to accomplish, and to fill any supporting roles needed for the adventure (kings, princes, dragons, innkeepers, barmaids, villains, etc.).
The ultimate goal of a Dungeon Master is provide a fun and satisfying challenge for the players to overcome, through acting, exploration, puzzle-solving, and scenario-based decision-making.
Boy "No you didn't! What's the DM say?"
Dungeon Master "The first shot went wide, but the second shot grazed your shoulder, causing a stinging wound."
Boy "I'm returning fire! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "With your wounded shoulder, you're having a difficult time focusing on your target, and each round fired causes pain to shoot through your arm. Both shots miss."
Girl "I'm taking cover behind this barrel and shooting again! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "The barrel provides excellent cover, and your aim is true. Both shots strike the leg. He's not going to be able to move particularly fast."
Boy "Darn! Wait! I notice that the barrel she's hiding behind says 'flammable!' "
Girl "Flammable? What's that mean?"
Dungeon Master "Indeed, the barrel is labeled as flammable. What do you do?"
Boy "I use the last of my energy to shoot the barrel she's hiding behind!"
Dungeon Master "Oh, my. Are you sure?"
Boy "Yes! Bang! Bang!"
Dungeon Master "Well, then..."
"No way, if i skip out on my dungeon master again she'll pour wax into my ass."
"Did you catch the game last night?"
"nah bro-man, i was to busy being a dungeon master"
Micheal: Yeah! OMG I MOVED UP A LEVEL AND NOW I AM ON LEVEL 89!!
Matthew: Me too! I totally screwed over those lion prancers using my spell of argon.
Micheal: That is too cool for argon words.
"Dude, I fucked my ex last night."
"Yeah, the weird thing was it was after I Dungeon Mastered her."
"I know brah... I was there"
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Also title used in 3 of the 5 games relased comerically for the serries.
Lives on today in projects like Return to Chaos(RTC) and Chaos Strikes back for Windows(CSB4win).