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chickenskin dufflebag 

chickenskin dufflebag by JohnnyGuy December 19, 2007

Duffelbagging 

When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a duffel bag in the trunk of a car.
Mason: So how did things go with Kerry the other night?
Joe: Well I was shitfaced and she wanted to fuck, so I was Duffelbagging her for about 10 minutes then I fell asleep
Mason: Did she call back today?
Joe: No....

doodie-dufflebags 

a suffix added to a name to show dislike. Means the person is a big bag of shit. Commonly used by children. The only appropriate time to say this as an adult is when drunk and talking to a douchebag.

More effective if it rhymes with the name or creates an alliteration.
Timmy: "Matt Doodie-dufflebags is a piece of shit."
Timmy's mom: "Don't say 'shit', you're twelve."
doodie-dufflebags by screwyou2 February 5, 2010

dirty duffelbag 

The act of shitting on your own balls, preferably diarrhea, and then placing your balls in a partners mouth.
Me and Angie had a crazy night last night, we went out to get tacos and then I dirty duffelbagged her.
dirty duffelbag by miketv July 25, 2007

dufflebag boy 

The act of selling drugs or hustling whatever you got, usually cocaine, and making enough money to put in your dufflebag
If i dont do nothin ima ball
im countin all day like the clock on the wall
now go and get ya money lil dufflebag boy.
dufflebag boy by 12 shotta November 19, 2007

Dufflebag 

The act of shitting in a tube sock, and then proceeding to mercilessly beat someone in the face with it.
Greg pisses Johnny off by hitting on his sister, so Johnny dufflebagged the crap out of him.
Dufflebag by Tiso November 1, 2006