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Semen
Dante, the gayest man alive, likes dude-fuel in his ass.

Hannah loves Dante's dude-fuel.

Dante wakes up every morning covered in dude-fuel, proceeds to go to the dude-fuel bar for his next fill, then collects dude fuel from all the local homeless men until he passes out in an alleyway after injecting meth-heroin. Rinse (only figuratively) and repeat.
by The Real Grigori Rasputin September 16, 2013

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