Any weapon; composed of a beer container and shaft of equal proportion. Familiar in three common sizes: little dudson; beer can and twig or stick, large dudson; bubba keg and half a hockey stick, giant dudson; fullsize-keg and industrial size metal shaft. *Note* Only seven-foot giants should use giant dudsons.
I challenge you to a dudson duel, faggot.
by George Orwell October 20, 2004