|1.||Dubba Down Sammich|
Commonly regarded in Tennessee as the most glorious gift of God since Slim Jims.
Hick: Well a'course god is real! If he ain't, who created dubba down sammiches!!
Me: uh, KFC?
Hick: Naw god done dun it thru KFC. Yuns best be a-findin' jesus and a dubba down sammich 'fur its too late!
Me: I would respond to that, but I seriously have no idea what you just said.