Top Definition
A male that masturbates several times a week although he has not enjoyed it for years.

May be caused by a desperation to reconnect with his erotic self.
Otto, a man that refuses to see that he is a drywanker, cleaned up after his thousand straight session of the kind of masturbation that leaves him feel empty, frustrated and sad, the only kind he has known for years.
by Midnight Man Dude January 03, 2011

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