Hence his dick remains dry.
Usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry dick, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:
1) Wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.
2) Bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.
3) Eye fucks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice "mmm gurl, you smell sweet" (insert stupid ass pick up line here)
Looking back on that summer, I got a lot done but I was straight dry dicking it the whole time.
Sean acts like he's getting pussy every night, but you know he's doing nothing but dry dicking it!
Example 2: "Daaaaamn man, I still gots dry dick"
Example 3: Dude 1: "I'm gettin' my dick wet tonight yo"
Dude 2: "Fuck dude, I still gots the dry dick"