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Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'
Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy
by yomomasdildo May 24, 2015
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Come on, now. Dry your eyes.

NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!
by Anonymous July 22, 2004
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stop yer damn complainin!
-eeek! i just broke a nail!
-oh dry your eyes, they're fake anyway...
by chunky November 05, 2003
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