Turn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.
The next person to walk into the toilet is in for quite a shock, and then eventually when they do switch the water back on they're in clog town. Water floats to the top of the bowl, goes everywhere and the poo should float out to freedom.
by Matt Regsmith May 1, 2003
At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing the outhouse "feel".
by edawg999 November 2, 2006
V. The act of turning the water off on the toilet. flushing it, so there is no water in the bowl, and taking a dump. Then, in order to flush it, some one must kneel down by the pooh to turn the water on.
by Ali G -RESPECT March 11, 2003
The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.
To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!
by Phineas Taylor Barracus January 6, 2005
v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.
by jeff February 24, 2003
by distraughtsymphony February 24, 2009
The act of deficating on the bathroom floor just to the side of the toilet bowl. This is a practice commonly carried out as a prank by college aged party goers. Often times this involves the consumption of alchohol before hand as a relaxing agent. The culprits typically target large fraternity house parties.
Man we threw a hell of a rager last night which pretty much went off without a hitch, aside from the fact that some pillow biter up and dry docked us mid evening.
by TheNoodler March 31, 2006