Wanabe Drunks

a group of people with great power

woman: is this area safe?
man: no, it's owned by the Wanabe Drunks! RUN!
woman: no, i want to sexualize them.
man: Karen, no!
woman: sorry, but no woman can resist a Wanabe.

Wanabe Drunks by NathanPlus1 September 5, 2019

Stumble of Drunks 

A gathering of inebriated people. Just as a gathering of geese is known as a "Gaggle", a gathering of drunks is a "Stumble".

The bartender refused to serve the stumble of drunks at the bar.

Stumble of Drunks by DesertLord June 23, 2012

trash drunks 

one or more homeless people drinking liquor by or in a dumpster

catherine and i were cruising down the road, passing by several homeless people drunking by a dumpster.

"whoa -- look at those freaking trash drunks!"

trash drunks by xty October 21, 2006

local drunks 

When you live in an area where other members live and together you’re always drinking with your fellow locals

“Going out to meet my local drunks, be home later “

local drunks by Sweets16 November 4, 2023

butt stuff drunk 

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

butt stuff drunk by picc285 May 31, 2019

Drunk Plans 

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

Drunk Plans by will bitten August 20, 2017

backfire drunk 

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022