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When you have a few too many drinks at the bar and attempt to preform the spiderman on your woman, you end up throwing the jizz in your own face
I preformed a Drunkin Spiderman last night when I got home wasted from a bar. I was doing my wife, and right before I was gonna finish, I pulled out to preform the Spiderman; but b/c I was so drunk I accidently threw the jizz in my own face instead of hers
by VARCAN March 12, 2007

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