The act of polishing the one eyed gopher whilst being as drunk as a Welshman. You may or may not have been about to pick up the hot/maybe probably (more likely) boogawolf and were to drunk to seal the deal, thus causing you to go assault yourself in a drunk thumb wrestling match with your downstairs.
After being grinded and teased by the hot little hostess at the bar, Josh failed to insert thy rod and was thus forced into a drunken thumb wrestling match against himself....he lost.
by All hands on dick. October 16, 2011