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1. an inebriated individual who refuses to come indoors despite being improperly dressed for the cold.
2. what an individual becomes after imbibing excessive quantities of alcohol and losing consciousness before making it back indoors.
"man, in 5 more minutes jake's gonna be a total drunkcicle"
"yeah, that stupid bastard didn't even wear long sleeves!"
"dude, did jake ever make it in last night?"
"....i don't think so, but i think i see him on the patio..."