Dude 1: Yo man i'm gonna go tap that fugly whore over there.
Dude 2: You're drunk.
2.) I'm so drunk that it is taking me an hour to write this.
12 hours Later...
Girl: "Heey. THat was real sweet last night."
Guy: "What was? I don't remember. I was drunk"
(please note: the man was not, in fact, drunk. He just wanted to say something)
Girl: i dont know you