29
you arent drunk if you can lie down on the floor without holding on.
by Tabitha and Amber August 13, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
30
a state of NIRVANA caused by alcohol.
I'm so drunk I can't lie down with out holding on and i'm loving every minute of it.
by n333m September 05, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
31
Drinking a half gallon of vodka, then puking and passing out.
Before:
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)
by Brooke April 21, 2004
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
32
Bane of the convenience store third shift clerk.
God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.
by fucking drunks September 29, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
33
An insult given when after a drinker points out to a non-drinker their skewed logic.

Entering the kitchen and pouring a glass of wine to steady the nerves for the inevitable enslaught after a day of work: "You know I don't think it'd be a good idea if we got married right now. We don't make enough money and we have too many differences between us. This hurts me to say as much as you but it needs to be addressed."

"You're drunk."

After a big sigh. "Fine, then you don't need to marry me. Now get out of my house because I am about to really get drunk, but in the morning I shall be single and sober."
by LibraLady105 March 19, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
34
A word defining a person who had consume too much alcohol.
Many people act in different ways when drunk.
girl 1: mannn i was so drunkk last night i was in and out of Blackouts.
girl 2: ya you were acting crazy.
girl 1: like what
girl 2: first you were laughing inslanley let everyone no what was on your mind and fuck some guy
by xflyx February 13, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
35
Bush was too drunk to give a speech today.
by Paul August 21, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug