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15.
The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.
Aw man! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.
by emmaitouchmyself May 30, 2007
 
16.
see: happy
i feel drunk,... {barf}
by ANDY October 21, 2003
 
17.
When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.
I'm so drunk. Pass that bottle of Jack, yo.
by epic master of cynicism August 13, 2010
 
18.
Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said.
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store."
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card

He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in
by Jerrayl April 28, 2004
 
19.
a guys excuse for texting his ex in the middle of the night
Girlfriend: Why were you texting Jen!
Boyfirend: I was drunk
by Rebecca E. Adams December 20, 2009
 
20.
the perfect camouflage to blend in
i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...
by Puhercules May 09, 2010
 
21.
shitfaced
you arent drunk if you can lie down on the floor without holding on.
by Tabitha and Amber August 13, 2003