An excuse for saying whatever you want
Guy: "Damn, you're hot."
12 hours Later...
Girl: "Heey. THat was real sweet last night."
Guy: "What was? I don't remember. I was drunk"
(please note: the man was not, in fact, drunk. He just wanted to say something)
Bane of the convenience store third shift worker.
God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.
When nothing makes sense and you're rolling around on the floor screaming:
" ELEPHANTS, AHHHHH BIG PINK HAIRY ELEPHANTS!"
Henri got drunk on wine gums.
I had no sleep last night, I'm drunk.
when you have too much to drink. when my father gets drunk and beats the shit out of my mom and me.
dad got drunk again last night and beat us up.
To be mentally unstable. To make very bad decisions.
Mannn, I was soooo drunk , I shit and pissed my pants.
Dude, you were so drunk you had sex with a cats ass.
An alcoholic. Often describes an old tramp, typically associated with alcohol addiction.
They found an old drunk lying in the road
Verb: The act of when an article of clothing does not or will not fit properly. Or does not fit the way it used to.
"My pants are drunk, they keep falling down."
Karla: Why is your shirt sagging like that?
Amy: Cuz I got it like 3 years ago and now it's drunk.
"Ugh! My sock is drunk and now my shoe keeps eating it!"