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46.
An excuse for saying whatever you want
Guy: "Damn, you're hot."
Girl: "Thanx."
12 hours Later...
Girl: "Heey. THat was real sweet last night."
Guy: "What was? I don't remember. I was drunk"
(please note: the man was not, in fact, drunk. He just wanted to say something)
by N00berson mcgee November 20, 2010
 
57.
Stoned, high, off the wall, drunk.
1. I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog when I got him drunk by giving him Jack Daniels and some other stuff in 1986.

2. Me and a friend got drunk at a Christmas party 10 years ago, we started dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers. My boss was stunned and became p-----d off nuts.

3. What I am planning to do my present-day boss on his birthday and putting a dreadlogs weave on him before sending to the dome in New Orleans in October.
by Saints September 25, 2003
 
58.
mothafukin' drunk ass
ok yea....its tuesday and I am drunk again..hmmm maybe I am a drunk.
by drunk girl June 05, 2003
 
59.
Bane of the convenience store third shift worker.
God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.
by fucking drunks September 29, 2006
 
60.
sleep deprived
I had no sleep last night, I'm drunk.
by hi-dx October 11, 2009
 
61.
when you have too much to drink. when my father gets drunk and beats the shit out of my mom and me.
dad got drunk again last night and beat us up.
by brse February 01, 2009
 
62.
To be mentally unstable. To make very bad decisions.
Mannn, I was soooo drunk , I shit and pissed my pants.

Dude, you were so drunk you had sex with a cats ass.
by SnatchMasta November 05, 2006
 
63.
Verb: The act of when an article of clothing does not or will not fit properly. Or does not fit the way it used to.
"My pants are drunk, they keep falling down."

Karla: Why is your shirt sagging like that?
Amy: Cuz I got it like 3 years ago and now it's drunk.

"Ugh! My sock is drunk and now my shoe keeps eating it!"
by Kendra Peeks October 02, 2008