usually involves coming home alone after a heavy night drinking and masturbating over a good looking guy you added to the wank bank while out drinking and then mid-wank losing feeling in your legs and trundling over the coffee table, face first into french window, cock in hand with Chinese take away everywhere!
"Dude, i cant remember anything from last night except for a having drunk wank"
#drunk #wank #window #french #gary
by drunk wanker November 03, 2011
8 Words related to Drunk Wank
Top Definition
A masturbation session occuring after a heavy drinking session. Usually involving alot of noise, sweat and watching the same part of a porno over and over again.
Man i cant wait to get home and have me a drunk wank.

A-Man im so pissed i didnt pull tonite
B-Ah just have a drunk wank mate
#wank #drunk #power wank #drinking #alchol.
by Salteye May 23, 2009
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