1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.
2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.
Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"
Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."
Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"
Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"