Verb: "John made an ass out of himself when he drunk dialed Lauren."
John: You dumb cunt. Leave me the fuck alone.
"omg i love you so much why did we break up i need you"
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!'
bob: go for it dude, what can go wrong?
billy: ive had 6 beers in the last hour i dunno
bob: nah man, you gotta tell her sometime, i will help you out
billy: yeah alright, wheres my phone, time to drunk dial jane