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A word that has absolutely no meaning. When used correctly, is a good silence breaker.
When said as a silence breaker, add more emphasis on the "rump". Adam: Hey everyone, meet Laura. Laura is an abortionist.
(Silence) James: Drump. |
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The time-honored tradition of practicing the Drums whilst sitting on the Toilet. Whether you are taking a #1, #2, or none of the above is up to you. Note: This act requires that you first set up a drum set around your Crapper. What's all the commotion?
Oh, that's just Travis. He's taking a Drump |
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to dry hump I wanted to drump that skank all night at the dance.
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When you poop while drunk. It's pretty smooth but you hear the sounds of the party and that makes you want to speed up. Combo of drunk and dump. I was drumping as fast as I could but I still missed David's hair catching fire.
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When one is unfortunately obligated to take a dump while drunk. Last night at the bar I was getting wasted with these sluts but then I got the drumps. Ruined my night.
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The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds; drunk+dump 1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: Did you take your drump this morning? 1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough |
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The act of typing as if you were intoxicated, before you actually start drinking. Wow, I am totes drump right now, I can't spell to save my life.
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