A royally f****d up town. Full of dirty whores, and shitty sports teams. Drumheller sucks dick at every sport out there. Hanna kicks asssss!! Drumheller has extreme amounts of alcohol and drugs. They wish the could be as great as Hanna!
Hanna: wow, drumheller sucks dick
Drumheller: we know :(
A valley in the middle of Alberta, where sweet people live, and the drug population is low 85:15 (bitches!). Which helps to make for a wonderful town to raise a family in, providing that you keep your children away from Hanna. As for Hanna, they have weak sports teams that are constantly shit kicked by Drumheller, due to the lack of awesome that isn't found in Hanna water. Drumheller,
Drumheller people: Hanna eats shit.
Hanna people: WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!