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Droopy Sock 

A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.
While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.
Droopy Sock by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016

Well droopy swingers 

a pair of very sloppy balls hanging of a woman's (or man's for that matter) chest
You can clearly see that the woman over there is not wearing a bra, she has a pair of well droopy swingers.

Well droopy swingers 

Large sloppy breasts, when unsupported, hanging down on the girl's (or lad's) belly.
norks, boobs, tits, utters
Ellen took off her shirt and so laid bare her well droopy swingers.
Well droopy swingers by Cowboy Bebop February 22, 2004

droopy swingers 

A pair of well hangin' tits that flop downward.
Her droopy swingers give her age away.
droopy swingers by Beverly Kupf December 12, 2003

Dooby Dooby Stoner 

"Daniel's a dooby dooby stoner."
Dooby Dooby Stoner by Daniel Ethan January 12, 2012

droopy smile

Similar to a vertical smile, only the lips hang real low. A known characteristic of usually old, experienced strippers and dancers.
That droopy smile looks like a giant prune. I don't want to give her my dollar.
droopy smile by Martin Goya April 19, 2006