***This definition is long but it does in-fact explain all that is Droessler!***
Derived from a family from the greater Chicagoland area. That consists of refering to your arms as "pipes" if you're of the female generation, owning minimum of 19 pieces of Oakley apparel and or otherwise, NIGGER RICH!!!!!!!!, an undying and full on dedication to the NHRA (Go John Force!), a healthy rotation of cats, farats, dogs (labs), Black Cherry French Vanilla Diet Pepsi Jazz with extra SPLENDA!, maximum credit score of 114, repeated use of childrens middle names, not eating over a plate but rather hover of an empty can inhaling said food, believing a night on the town is dinner at Sweet Tomatoes and looking at the next rental car you will get because you have no CREDIT, having a mullet/jerry curl with a bad die job still showing your gray on the female side, peeing a little when you sneeze, sitting to pee if you are a man, mowing the landlords lawn for cheaper rent, toothpaste toothbrush and a powerwasher could not get the funk off the breath, work ethic=none, first name basis at the food pantry, wine coolers for men and women, smelly belly button.
This completes this portion.
ACT II to follow
You're such a fucking Droessler!