"I made so many friends today i cnt even count" (lie) "thats great honey" "YE-AH!" (chugs milk, starts crying)
"my names private Drillbit Taylor, US army ranger, black ops oprative."
"I got dischargedfor unathorized heroism, they say an army of 1, but i guess they mean the whole army working as one, but thats not the way i took it..."
Drillbit frequently goes oo rah!, even though thats the marines and not the army.
(gangster bodyguard) "why do you assume i like hip-hop? Because im dressed this way? i like country!"