Bob the Goy: *flicks dreidel* "Hahahahaha! Santa hates you! Hahahaha!"
Chaim the Jew: "You know what? You're a Dreidel Flicker! You flick guys' dreidels all the time!"
Bob the Goy: "Whaaa!? That sounds weird! I'm not that, lemme make it up to you with some Christmas foods!"
Chaim the Jew: "I'll have NONE of your figgy pudding."