Top Definition
The mental and physical state of someone who has partied beyond a three day binge. Still have two feet and a heart-beat, but on the brink of being a walking medical miracle. Stinky, pale, possibly wearing their shirt inside out. Unfit for society.
Tones:' (RING RING!)
Dino: 'Sarrrrrrr (ahem) rrrrp?! Farrrk i'm farrrrked.. hah, fark.. SPent all weekend trying to get up to my nuts in some chics guts but now i'm just filthy flesh vessel of toxic pustules'
Tones: 'Farrhark, you sound like dregs on legs, mate'
by prisms February 15, 2012

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