This persistence of non-relief is then abruptly ended when your mind takes over and instills a fantastic dream in your deepest sleep, a dream so real that an incredible explosion occurs in your pants, at the hands of no one but your dreams.
In effect, your dream gets you off.
"My dream really got me good last night, Federico."
"I prefer a dreamjob to sex, Samuel Ferdernicker."
"I exploded in my gawdamn pants last night, Jeffrey Paulertucker, a damn dreamjob, I tell ya what!"