| 1. | Dravidian Char-Minar | ||
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Polite term for the Macro-Penis of a Dravidoid, ie. Negro-Dravidian, or Shudra male. It is based on the splendid White Qutb Shahi Char-Minar (Persian, "Four Minarets") of Hyderabad, the largest and most famous "Quadruple Minaret" anywhere in the world. As "Minar" in Persian metaphorically refers to the penis ("A Comprehensive Persian-English dictionary", F.J.Steingass, London, 1892, p.1317), "Char-Minar" can mean both "Four Penises" or "A Quadruple Penis" - a penis four times normal size. The "Dravidian Char-Minar" hence represents the Dravidian Penis, which, since the days of Ravana of Lanka, has been ascribed a gargantuan size and awesome erectile powers. Variants and abbreviations of this appellation include "Kala Char-Minar" (Black Char-Minar), "Malabar Char-Minar", "D4M", "Second Char-Minar", "The Other Hyderabadi Char-Minar", "The Other Char-Minar", "Telingana Char-Minar" and "Shudra Char-Minar". 1. "Most Female Tourists in Hyderabad like to enjoy the Qutb Shahi Char-Minar by Day and the Dravidian Char-Minar by Night." - Old Deccani Saying.
2. "The Aryan Man's Char-Minar is in Hyderabad, the Dravidian Man's Char-Minar is between his legs."- Old Deccani Saying. 3. Mid-Wife: Moolla Sahib, Your Bibi (wife) just had Triplets. Moollah Do-Pyaza (ogling Mid-Wife): No Wonder! My Zubb (penis) is so Big, it's like a Safed Minar (White Minaret)! Mid-Wife (unimpressed): But it's Still Much Smaller than those Dravidian Char-Minars, because all Her Children are Kala (black)! 4. Shabnam: Welcome back from Hyderabad. Did you enjoy both the Char-Minars of Hyderabad ? Faizee: I didn't know there were two of them. Where is the Other Char-Minar ? Shabnam: Inside a Dravidian man's lungi! |
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