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Oh I Hate That Girl She Always Starts Drama
by imlostwithoutyou December 30, 2008
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DRAMA is an acronym that stands for:

Drunken Retarded Association of Mexico and America

The acronym was coined by Ken S of Roseville, Michigan.

Basically, DRAMA is an association of a bunch of drunken retards who still think that they’re in high school. This association is only for inhabitants of Mexico and America, which includes Canada.

The Five Signs of DRAMA:
1. If you only listen to one side of a story, and then form your opinion, you might be a DRAMA member.
2. If you take sides when two of your friends are fighting, which only adds to the DRAMA, you might be a DRAMA member.
3. If you don’t talk to someone because you’re mad at them, you might be a DRAMA member.
4. If you worry more about what other people are doing, instead of focusing on yourself, you might be a DRAMA member.
5. If you continuously gossip, or talk negatively about total strangers in a social setting, or talk about someone behind their back (whether it be friend, foe, or strange), you might be a DRAMA member.

To be considered a member of DRAMA, you must have at least one of these symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Or, if all else fails, try growing up.

Here are the characters of this DRAMA:

Principles or main characters (in order of significance)
1. Danelle (pronounced Duh-nell)
2. Becky O
3. Peggy
4. Stu (a.k.a. Jennifer)
5. Debbie (the understudy to Danelle, she usually isn’t in the DRAMA)

Supporters or supporting roles (in no particular order)
1. Ashley
2. Alison
3. Eryn
4. Andrea
5. Todd

Chorus or characters who only observe with little or no part in the DRAMA (in no particular order)
1. Kenny S
2. Jamie
3. Dave
4. Rian
5. Kenny G

It is very important to avoid all contract with the principles of this DRAMA. If you come into contract with them, prepare to be dramatized. After an encounter with a principle, you will be overcome with DRAMA for 24 hours. In the rare case an erection lasts more than 4 hours…wait, wrong diagnosis…If the DRAMA doesn’t go away after 24 hours, consult your physician immediately. Failure to consult with a physician can lead to death, so it is very important to talk to your doctor.

Some people are able to handle an encounter with a principle and come out of that encounter with little or no DRAMA side effects. Although, this is very rare and, more times than not, you will have DRAMA symptoms for a 24 hour period. After that 24 hour period, you are known as a drama survivor. Some drama survivors may develop post-dramatic stress disorder (PDSD). Symptoms of PDSD include: depression, anxiety, flashbacks, recurrent nightmares, and avoidance of all DRAMA principles.

Recent research has shown that supporters and chorus members of DRAMA are harmless. More research needs to be done to determine if understudies are harmless as well. All signs point to yes on that, but more work needs to be done in that field. It is important to note that the list of characters above is not complete. In addition to that, current members may move up or down the drama chain, depending upon how much they participate in the DRAMA.

I am reluctant to post this because I believe it may cause a fight. Remember everyone, this is all in good fun, so don’t take it too seriously!

And nice try removing this, by the way!
Girl 1: OH MY GAWD! DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S WEARING! GICK
Girl 2: YEAH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL TRAMP! AND I'M NOT TALKING LADY AND THE TRAMP! I'M SAYING SHE'S A WHORE! GICK
Ken S: *bitch slaps both girls*

Friends don't let friends start DRAMA....

We should have a mexican standoff instead!
by IAMSODOT March 10, 2005
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People making stupid rumors to make them self feel better. Making it so someone can't live in peace with everyone else. Talking about someone behind there back. Saying he said, she said.

SCREW DRAMA!
OMG! I hate her because she said that I slept with him when I didn't! She starts so much drama.
by bABYcaKEs! October 10, 2009
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Usually labeled as a 'girl' thing, but is more than half of the time caused by men.

Girl drama examples and scenarios that are caused by men-
1) OMGGG MY BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME
2) Girl 1- "Michael told me he liked me last night at the football game!"
Girl 2- "Really? 'Cause Michael told ME he liked ME last night at the football game."
3) "He says if I love him.. I'll have sex with him."
4) He had sex with me and then completely stopped talking to me :( @#$@#*$
5) He told his girlfriend that I was all over him and now she is comin' at my trying to fight!!@#$@#$

As you can see, women are usually the pons of drama and boys are the ones controlling the chess pieces. They love to feel like they are the reason a girl is getting so worked up or they are in between two girls fighting over them.

Drama goes both ways.
But no matter what gender,
it's still pointless.
"Drama is just something girls say they hate but in the end are always in the middle of."
"And boys are different because...?"
"Well men fight when they have problems with one another."
"Fighting is drama."
"... Well.. uhh."
by Danielle Danielle January 11, 2009
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A style of life found primarily among middle school and high school females, AKA shorties. (Unfortunately, recent occurrences would suggest that there is a troubling trend of drama being reported among high school males, reference Dyl, Cackins, Camara). Said style of life manifests itself in exaggeration, recurring anxiety, and an uncanny knack of keeping the issue at hand alive for days, weeks, months, and even years.

The careful observer will note that there are different genres (if you will) of drama focusing on the following issues (note that this list is not conclusive):
- Boyfriends who can not make up their mind and date girls, AKA Shorties, repeatedly, therefore causing unnecessary stress not for the girl in question, but rather for their best friends who just may possibly “like” said boyfriend
- CBA members, players, games, comments
- Freudian Slips of the term “bitch
- Girlfriends who talk trash
- Dance
- Sleepovers (this would be more geared towards the male population who still holds true the idea that males should have sleepovers at the mature age of 17)
- Guys who try to “mack it” with girls, AKA Shorties, who are already taken by other guys (again, this would be geared towards the male population who feel that the appropriate call to action would be a fight at Foster Field after the Homecoming Dance. This undoubtedly would not settle the matter, and actually only leads to law enforcement intervention and an unfortunate series of arrests).
- Homecoming Dance
- Graduation
- The “she said that…”
- Occurrences at football games
- CHS
- Deciding who should be chosen to be a passenger in your car while traveling to any and all activities to be held at said CHS

An unfortunate breeding ground for drama would be the AOL Instant Messenger. Said venue is a commonly used forum to deal with drama because copying and pasting brewing conversations over drama can be sent to others for advice and consent; caps, italics, bolding and smiley faces can be used to portray feelings of emotion; and conversations can be saved, printed and/or posted in emails for future reference.

A way to combat drama is not allow it to reproduce. Any and all means must be used to achieve this result.
An example of an AIM conversation:

Female X: Greg is back with Chelsea
Female Y: I can't believe that. They should just get over each other

Male X: You are screwing with Matt's girl. Foster Field, 10:00 p.m.

Female X: I don't care if you are sorry cuz you hurt my feelings. You obviously aren't the friend I thought you were.
Female Y: But you've been acting like a bitch lately. You've been talking behind my back
Female Y: (in another AIM conversation who has copied and pasted said prior conversation to their "advisor") I'm really sad. What should I do
by Chucker May 11, 2005
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A way of referring to problems and other normal complications in life, typically of others; painting them in a negative light so that the person speaking doesn't come off as being a self-interested jerk even though doing this inherently determines them to be so.
I'd just like to avoid drama.
I'll focus on my life and my problems and not and bullshit drama!
by NeoWolf October 03, 2004
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Tension between high/middle school friends that usually affects more than just the few people who got into the original spat. Possibly stems from tenuous friendships and unfamiliarity with the personality of friends' friends.

Synonym for 'inability to maintain relationships.'
There was some drama in the group that called themselves the Buchanan Street Rockers which was reportedly caused when Nellie tried to suplex Allison through an announce table.
by Confident Lefty August 10, 2006
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