Drama Pancake

Someone who creates eats, drinks, sleeps drama especially drama that centers around themselves. This person is often very confusing and two faced. Most commonly used when referring to someone who is being a complete overdramatic douche. A typical drama pancake is completely unable to have a conversation in which they don't talk about themselves and their own insignificant problems. Any attempt to talk about something else will result in a one word reply/grunt after which the drama pancake will resume blabbering about themselves

Non-pancake: My schizophrenic Sparks escaped from my house this morning and I'm really worried he's going to try to take on the school bus again if I don't find him fast.

Drama Pancake: Yeah.... Omg Becky is such a bitch.

Non-Pancake:.......

by TheRedHead November 2, 2009