Top Definition
A large hairball that clogs the drain in your tub. When removing it is best to wear proper PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) ei - Gloves and Nose Plug.
Colin : Why is the water in my tub not going down the drain.

Tom : Sorry, I took a shower at your house and must have caused a DRAIN WOOKIE!
by M Mac May 18, 2011

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