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1.
Dragon Penis is God. Obey him, love him, respect him. He has endured many pains for us. He is the world's last hope.
Have you let Dragon Penis into you?
by Head of the Church of D.P. September 25, 2009
 
2.
A big dragons penis. Scales, big leathery balls, a barbed tip, and "breathes" fire.
Your pointy Dragon Penis melted my vagina.
by P-Dog Hilton May 22, 2009
 
3.
When a man has an enormous cock.
M i c h a e l C h r i s t i a n o has a dragon penis.
by ashley nicole rodgers May 03, 2008