When waking up with morning glory and going for a piss. And the piss goes all over the place except in the bowl.
"fuck man, who pissed all over the seat?"
"ah that was me, not my fault tho. dragon dick."
An unusually large dick, much larger than that of a dragoncock, generally found on Irish/Scottish men, also on men named Rory R-G.
"Last night, he fucked me so hard with his dragondick I almost died of pleasure."
1) A penis that breathes fire or throws flames from its hole
2) When a human being has an actual dragon for a cock. Piss is shot out of the dragon's mouth.
3) The cock of a dragon.
Vladimir: Hey Geoff, check out my cock, its doing some weird shit.
Geoff: Holy shit bro, that thing has red flames coming out of it. You've got a dragon dick.
"I'm so embarassed to change in the lockerroom after Yoga since i have this gross, scaley dragon dick hanging off the front of me"
A big fat cock that has the ability to eat people.
Andrew's dragon dick ate that pussy.