The best soft drink ever! Unlike Coca-Cola or Pepsi, it has a unique taste of 23 different flavors including cherry, vanilla, and of course, the sweet taste of sugar (now with crappy HFCS)! Came before Coca-Cola and Pepsi in 1885, whereas Coca-Cola came in 1886 and Pepsi came out sometime in the 1930s! And it comes from my home state: TEXAS!!!
Go to your local convenience store and try the unique taste of Dr Pepper!
Mr. Pibb's older, more successful cousin.
Have a refeshing glass of Dr. Pepper.
a dr pepper is when two blokes that are in love dock docking
each other and one of them piss a little into the others foreskin. it is quite an exquisite process and feels fantastic.
jesse mcmillan dr peppered minge so bad that minge got aids
The best softdrink in the world.
The can says I am drinking Dr Pepper, but it tastes like I am, in fact, drinking God.
A drink developed by the Gods for consumption by only those who are most worthy. For the best effects, consume via the rear end.
AWW YEAH CAN'T GET ENOUGH DR. PEPPER
1. A popular American soft drink that tastes like fizzy Benylin.
2. Also used to express the attitude of someone who always thinks 'what's the worst that can happen?'
1. Tex: "I'm gonna grab a Dr Pepper from the cooler. Put in on the tab, will ya?"
Alan: "Yeah, and I'm just going to grab a GINSTERS from the FRIDGE...and put it on the SLATE!"
2. "I can't be arsed revising for my finals, I'm taking the Dr Pepper approach"
Sexual Act, Inflicted by a Male:
Fill a small Wasabi dish with pepper and place it on the floor. Tape the mouth of the victim/willing partner completely(so they can only breathe through their nose). Bend Them over(ass in the air, face on the floor). You must then force your partners face into the wasabi dish filled with pepper. Sodomize immediately, and forcefully, forcing the victim to inhale the pepper deeply. Thus producing a sneezing or coughing effect. During the sneezing or coughing, the victims anus will constrict repeatedly. Shove the victims face further into the pepper if the desired effect has not been acheived. Ejaculate in the anus! Run away.
"I totally gave that chick I met at the bar the other night a Dr Pepper. Needless to say I wont be seeing her again."