He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!
That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.
Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."
a talking penis with a mustache
the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror
Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
A fat guy who sells diet books
The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah
's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey
Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?
Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.
Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.