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not a doctor of anything
Dr. Phil is a fake-ass bitch
by fsniaofsauiofsaio January 03, 2007
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Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?
by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004
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the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror
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a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.
dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"
by kim January 20, 2004
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A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hater gave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.
My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!
by drphil=redneck March 20, 2006
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Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil
by Danielle October 11, 2003
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verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'
'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'

'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'
by Annamonkey May 08, 2006
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