A soda who claims to be a doctor. You know all those scientists who claim to be doctors? Dr Pepper taught them everything it knows. Yes, I know it's hard to believe after all these years that Dr. Eggman taught by a soft drink.
In honor of the fine soft drink who taught them how to build stuff, Dr. Light and Dr. Wily built Protoman out of Dr Pepper cans.
the best soft drink ever, and the only one that does not copy coca-cola. It was cooler before they created a bunch variations (like berries and cream) and before they released a bunch of stupid commercials (like the "23 Flavors" and "Hold it" series). still the best though.
Successful businessman: Hey, you want some Dr Pepper?
Homeless man: Hell no I hate the stuff.
Successful businessman: You are going to hell.
The best thing in the world besides sex
dude1: i had sex last night
dude2: so i had a dr.pepper
The world's greatest soft drink. It was created by God himself and is the source of all that is good and awesome. It is pure life.
"The Meaning of Life is Dr Pepper."
A pure soda. This is a soda for soda drinkers
1. It's fizzy
2. It doesn't taste like anything natural
3. It contains more caffeine than 90 % of other sodas
Dr. Pepper... you make the world taste better.
A soft drink so amazing it has a PHD..now that is an over achieving soft drink.
When I grow up I want to be a "Dr Pepper"
the correct spelling of the delicious red soda. right now the advertisments are all about diet dr pepper being delicious. it tastes like bubbley air in my opinion, but im drinking it right now, because who hasnt wanted to drink bubbley air at some point. normal dr pepper is really good and flavorful. 23 flavors, i dont know what it tastes like!
person 1= what are you drinking?
person 2= dr pepper.
person 1= its not in a red can.
person 2= duh, is diet dr pepper.
person 1= can i have some?
person 2= sure.
*person 1 drinks*
person 1= it tastes like fizzy air!?
person 2= duh, that's the point.
*person 1 waits a minute, then runs away with can*
person 2= hey!