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1. a refreshing bubbly soft drink that is loaded with jet fuel! 2. the reason why the Beatles changed the name of their epic album to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 3. said soft drink company that made a bet and did their best to weasel out of it. 1. I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper, would you like to be a Pepper too? Be a Pepper. Drink Dr. Pepper.
2. Dr. Pepper got promoted to Seargeant. 3. Last year I got to listen to the entire Guns N Roses catalog online, including the too-often-delayed long-awaited-and-overdue new album "Chinese Democracy". It's a really good album, it kicks some major ass and has a lot of diversity in the songs. Just don't take so long next time, OK fellas? After hearing the last track there was a link taking me to "drpepper.com". Dr. Pepper made a bet: if the new GNR album was released last year then EVERYONE in America would get a free drink. There was a time limit window for this, however. You had to hit a link to register in order to get a coupon (to be printed) good for a FREE 20 oz. bottle of Dr. Pepper. I couldn't get ON there! I was on hold FOREVER. Apparently so were many other people. The corporation heads decided to "extend" the time window by a few hours. When I FINALLY got on the desired page there was a message that said that I was too late - the window of opportunity had expired by 15 minutes! Lemme see, we have over 265 million people in the United States so that would mean how many drinks... |
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The act of fucking a girl 23 different ways and then jizzing all over her face to get the true flavor. Well I was going to break up with tommy, but he gave me the greatest Dr. Pepper I've ever had
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it gets the taste of dick out of your mouth. "Hey Lou, you seem like you are cool as shit."
"Thanks man, why dont you and your drunk friends go ahead and drive back to pensacola tonight, i wont stop you" from the back... "Hey jackhole, i hope that Dr. Pepper gest the taste of my dick out of your mouth" Lou says "Im going to go smoke a jo. You kids behave, and then im going to take a shit and play on Xanga. |
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the name of my vaginal physician. mom!!! i need to make a friday appointment with dr. pepper!!!
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The drink of the devil and all supporters. Dr. Pepper contains 23 flavors. 2 divided by 3 equals .666.
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When one shits a fluidy mixture of diarhia into the womens vagina then sips it back up with a straw. That sure was a great Dr. Pepper
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As PACHUKA of Sonic CulT stated, the soda that will make you shit more than any human on earth. gs68 Dr. Pepper and as a result, had so much diarrhea he shat until he imploded.
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An American soda, If I had to describe the taste, I believe I would say "rusty" , yes... A nice blend of carbonated tetanus The rusty nail in a can...
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