|1.||Dr. Brendan Nelson|
An escaped muppet from Sesame Street who somehow became leader of the Australian Parliamentary Opposition.
His head flaps and his eyes are ping pong balls with black dots drawn on with permanent marker.
A failed leader, a failed role model and a failed muppet.
Anyone who tries to succeed and fails is considered a Dr Brendan Nelson.
Son if you don't stop failing we're gonna change your name to Dr. Brendan Nelson.