person 2= dr pepper.
person 1= its not in a red can.
person 2= duh, is diet dr pepper.
person 1= can i have some?
person 2= sure.
*person 1 drinks*
person 1= it tastes like fizzy air!?
person 2= duh, that's the point.
*person 1 waits a minute, then runs away with can*
person 2= hey!
"Thanks man, why dont you and your drunk friends go ahead and drive back to pensacola tonight, i wont stop you"
from the back...
"Hey jackhole, i hope that Dr. Pepper gest the taste of my dick out of your mouth"
"Im going to go smoke a jo. You kids behave, and then im going to take a shit and play on Xanga.
Morrison & Lazenby founded the Artesian Mfg. & Bottling company which later became Dr Pepper/ 7UP Inc.
Dr Pepper/ 7UP Inc. is NOT owned by Pepsi, it is NOT owned by Coca-Cola. But in fact is owned by Cadbury Schweppes of London (they bought it out in 1995). Many people are confused why Dr Pepper is sold along side Coke & Pepsi products, Dr Pepper independently has contracts with Coke, Pepsi and various other bottling plants worldwide, this is because of the lack of bottling plants owned by Dr Pepper.
The ingredients in the unique beverage are classified but the company is clear it is composed of a variety of fruit flavors, prunes not being one of them.
Dr Pepper Slogans:
1889 to 1914 : "King of Beverages"
1923 to 1950 : "Good for Life"
1926 to 1930's : "Drink a Bite to Eat at 10-2-4 O'Clock"
1950's : "The Friendly Pepper-Upper"
1960's : "The most misunderstood soft drink." "So Misunderstood"
1970's : "The most original soft drink ever."
1977 : "Be a pepper", "I'm a Pepper, You're a Pepper, Wouldn't You Like to Be a Pepper, Too?"
1980 : "Hold out for the out of the ordinary."
1980's: Just what the Dr. ordered!
1994 : "You're a part of me. I'm a part of you."
1997 : "Now's the Time. This is the Place", "Dr Pepper this is the Taste."
2001 : "Makes the World Taste Better." "Dr Pepper you make the world taste better."
2002 : "Be You."
--- J. Razimus Hughston