1. the inability to type, or typing like a 6 year old on crack, most likely due to the result of trying to blow oneself.

2. A person who gets so upset during an internet discussion that they can no longer communicate
Dorian is typing like he's slamming the keyboard with his forehead again...must be trying to give himself a happy ending...again. What a Dpcxitard.
by Kayla69 September 16, 2012
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