Someone who suffers from the ever popular "Syndrome of a Down". Usually sports a hideously deformed face and torso, crooked almond eyes and drools constantly. Known for ruining innocent, unsuspecting couples' lives with thier selfishness, they are generally an embarrassment to their families. They generally meander around causing unnecessary noise and offending people with their mere existence in cases where "too-nice-for-their-own-good" families have decided not to abort them or throw them to the wolves shortly after birth.
"That dude's a downer - notice the almond shaped eyes, hunched back and pulsating tongue, complete with an incessant flow of drool. Where's the shotgun?"
by Jes O'Briar March 10, 2008
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street classification of any prescription or non prescription substance that is a CNS retardant, common physical side effects of "downers" are:

decreased heart rate
feeling "stoned"
sedation
lettle or no reflexes
Barbiturates (Tranqs)
Marijuana
Hash
Opiates (Morphine, Codine, Heroin)
by J January 10, 2004
adj. Party pooper. Someone who brings the mood down.
C'mon, Gina, why can't you go out? You're such a downer. :(
by ome deagle July 29, 2005
Pills that make you feel like you are drunk. Things like Ambien are downers. You lose your motor skills, and think really slow/ slurred speach.
I snorted those downers you gave me now I'm fucking out of it.
by S1lly_R4bbit April 08, 2006
Something that is depressing.

Can be anything, a person, movie, TV Show, your job etc.
I stopped watching the news because it's always such a downer.

That movie was great until the ending. What a downer.

Why does that guy always have to burden us with his problems? I mean, I hate seeming uncaring but he's such a downer.

by Optomist with experience December 17, 2007
Downer; i.e: To feel let down, expressing anxiety and dispair.
'What a Downer' 'Thats a bit of a Downer'
by redvynal July 29, 2004
1. A person or thing that is innately depressing 2. An animal that falls to the floor and is unable to stand. Downed animals are oftentimes trampled by other animals. It is perfectly legal to allow downers to die from exposure or to throw them live into dumpsters.
The factory worker watched the downer cow slowly die, while eating a hamburger.
by jj975 April 13, 2015
1.) A person who brings down the environment somewhere, with his attitude. Also known as a "party pooper"

2.) A very popular camp for middle schoolars in Vermont
1.) This party was off the hook until that downer came along

2.) You didn't do a week at Downer? You missed one off the hook dance
by MattyB August 28, 2005

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