A variation of Downer.
A person that does things the hardest way possible. Dowers tend not to be able to speak properly, using sentences such as "You can't even speech well". Dowers will not let lame jokes die, no matter how much they wish it to die. Dowers generally support each other no matter how stupid they think the other Dower to be. Dowerness IS contagious. Do take care & avoid contact with Dowers at all times.
He's such a Dower! The poor bastard.....
by CK_x3 December 30, 2005
Top Definition
Dower is a term or phrase used to depict a certain individual of immense intelligence and downright judicious. The vast majority of Dowers would normally hold a degree at PhD level while however, it has been renowned that all Dowers possess at least a masters degree. Dowers tend to be of conscientious nature and are predominantly independent. Whenever Dowers find themselves in complex situations, their motivation is inspiring and luminous, when in quest of justice. A Dower’s articulated skills are so coherent to the highest point that it surpasses the average individual’s capacity level of logical thinking. Most people are envious of a Dower while at the same time are infatuated with a Dower’s clarity. The definition of Dower is exemplified below in direct speech.
‘What a “Dower”, how did you decipher that enigma?’

‘I believe in the superiority Dowerness of the “Dower” race’
‘That “Dower” got another 2.1 degree’
by J_Charles January 17, 2015
The act of taking a "dip" or "chew" while in the shower.

Normally people just spit their tobacco spit into the drain.
I took a dipshit and then i kept it in my mouth and hopped in the shower for a dower
by ohyuknow March 07, 2009

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