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1.
Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.
1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
by MuttyD May 09, 2007

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