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Dow Syndrome is a disorder in the stock market characterized by a lack of money to back up lending habits. Markets with Dow Syndrome tend to have considerably lower yields, developmental disabilities, and profound growth impairment.
I hope you didn't plan on retiring anytime soon, cause the market has Dow Syndrome.
by Benjamind March 03, 2009

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