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when a man's crotch bulge is so large and in charge it looks 3D...even in khaki pants. side effects may include your eyes wandering to the Dow Bulge repeatedly despite your efforts to ignore it. Once first noticed, the Dow Bulge is noticed everytime you encounter the person.
OMG Bonquiqui, did you notice our teacher had a Dow Bulge? i could NOT stop looking at it throughout the lesson !!
by I Hate it When you Touch Me. November 29, 2010