Top Definition
-noun
1. A synonym for jerk, asshole, idiot, moron and a thousand other petty insults. Often used in conjunction with other explatives.

2. A situation, most likely sudden and unwarranted, that is of dire consequence to the person describing it. See also shafted.

-verb
1. To defecate, take a dump, pinch a loaf.

-adj.
1. Something that is undesirable or makes everything around it worse.
That was my soda you stupid fucking douski!

My car broke down in the middle of the freeway, talk about a total douski.

Be right back guys, I gotta douski real quick.

Get that douski girlfriend of yours out of here right the fuck now!

by rz9909 January 25, 2007

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