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Doume is synonymous for an average frustrated chump with a lot of hair everywhere and looks like a monkey and sweats a lot. They originate from Corsica and come from Italian, Spanish, and French decent. A Doume must ask dumb questions, and act stupidly and put everyone in awkward situations. A Doume does not have any sense of orientation and is always lost. A behavior of a Doume is very weird and not clear to the average person
Throwing sand on a girl, not able to open doors, or dropping and breaking things are examples of "Doing a Doume."
by doudoueddy July 10, 2009

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