Noun & Adjective. A term used to describe a middle-aged woman (mid 30s - 50s) usually on the large side, who has long, bushy, bleached blond hair.
Can be frequently spotted looking flustered or harassed in supermarkets or on public transport. May sometimes have sullen teenagers in tow.
Should be approached with extreme caution and should never be provoked as when roused or angry it's bite is much worse than it's bark. If treated with kindness and respect the Dougal will reveal it's warm, friendly side. Loves a treat.
Joe: Look out Adam, there's a fierce looking Dougal coming this way.
Adam: Yeah, that one looks pretty angry.
Adam: Check out all the Dougals on that bus.
Joe: Yep, there seems to loads more of them around these days.
A guy who no doubt is the most lovable, funny guy ever.
"That guy is so great, his name must be Dougal"
The biggest shit you have ever taken. You butt hole will never be the same again......
Guy in the bathroom-"AHHHHHHH"
Guy waiting in line- "You alright in there bro?"
Guy in the bathroom-"THAT WAS THE BIGGEST DOUGAL EVEER! MY BUTT HOLE IS NOT COMING BACK FROM THAT!"
a klutz, or someone who takes a longggg time to do something that would normaly take seconds.
A dougal takes more then 1 minute to tie your shoes, or spills every drink you pour, or falls UP the stairs.
a dorky spoon of a character who enjoys collecting childrens memrobelia from there childhood. ie wrestling figures, 80's cartoon dvd boxsets and lame things no normal peron would wast their money on.
bob: i know this guy who is in his 20's who still buys childrens tv series to watch for his own pleasure. Is that strange to you?
paddy: OMG!! Thats so strange he needs to grow up and stop being such a dougal.